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This Happens To be One Of ma Best Jokes! Their was a circle of boys around what seemed to be a puppy so a priest who was walking past said to the boys in the group "what are you doing with that dog?" A small boy stood up and said this dog is a stray and everybody wants him.So we decided whoever can tell the biggest lie can keep the puppie.The priest was so mad he gave a 20 minute sermon on how lying is not good and you shouldn't lie. He ended his sermon with "When I was a boy I never told a lie." There was a moment of silence ,and then one of the boys said "give him the dog." 5 Likes Another Of ma Best Jokes! A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.” A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!” The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.” His father replied, “Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!” 1 Like http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/943607_image_resize_php_png9f13f7e0f194d239419ddcad17d9d44f