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This Happens To be One Of ma Best Jokes! Their was a circle of boys around what seemed to be a puppy so a priest who was walking past said to the boys in the group "what are you doing with that dog?" A small boy stood up and said this dog is a stray and everybody wants him.So we decided whoever can tell the biggest lie can keep the puppie.The priest was so mad he gave a 20 minute sermon on how lying is not good and you shouldn't lie. He ended his sermon with "When I was a boy I never told a lie." There was a moment of silence ,and then one of the boys said "give him the dog." 5 Likes Another Of ma Best Jokes! A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.” A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!” The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.” His father replied, “Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!” 1 Like http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/943607_image_resize_php_png9f13f7e0f194d239419ddcad17d9d44f

This One Dey Jooor !!!!!! After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich dude bought her a car. Don't get angry, dat will mk U an enemy of progress. Jst draw a timetable for both of U. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... Ur life is on SOS. Mumu girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, cos the things she asked for only God can provide dem. Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase, I repeat CHASE shamelessly is the man that stole your purse Why take Marriage counselling from a Single? That's worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams driving lessons. I'm sure your mother did not give you bosom scattered with tattoos, stretch marks, and Eczema... Pls allow your children enjoy same. Nollywood has influenced us too much thz days. I murder Cockroaches by covering their face with a pillow and pressing hard I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when d nurse played her song on her fone. I had to stand up... to remove her battery Nollywood please na!☹ How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone? At 23, Ur bosoms ve already observed eternal rest & Full time sleeping mode. Yet U are forming "hard to get" Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U Our Igbo brothers in China are involved if Ur BB has TV, MicroWave, Torch, Nail cutter,Toothbru sh, Lighter and Food flask in it "She's making me bark like a Bingo... she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins Back then in Primary school, I used to think that song was "I have seen, seen the DANFO of satan" *sighs* That was how my neighbour named her triplet Faith, Faithful & Faithfulness... who did those innocent children offend??☹ Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second knock, bros check well, Na Jehovah witness. Now dat SEX is so cheap & rampant, decent girls hav bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are endangered species, while LOVE is gradually becoming a MYTH Some ppl will come to visit U, and forget to take their Odour with them when leaving. Their odour becomes Ur permanent room mate.☹ So because Ur picture no fine, U dey claim say "Beauty is from within" Y U NO take X- ray do Ur Profile picture? Going for an interview at a bank....dresses like Cabo Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur parents didnt use U for Blood money Ur partner buys U toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, & chewing stick for Xmas; & U still don't get d msg. Ur stupidity don enter Google map Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping Mo' Hawks too. *sighs* At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house, fightin ur siblings ova who gets d head of fish. Is d witch in ur village fanning herself wit ur pic? Na so my Ibadan girl-friend tell me sey she make pizza for me......I reach house see agege bread with stew and fish inside. *smh* If not for anything, abeg still Thank God sey Mosquito no dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for bloody shaa Hope Una enjoy am !!!!!

Akpos

A short joke for all: Akpos asked the barber "how much for a haircut?"Barber :"N500. Akpos :and how much for a shave? Barber:"N50. Akpos : very well.....shave my head...